Ben Decker

The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.

Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.

by faglord3000 August 7, 2017

ben finley

Greatest of all time

Ben Finley is the greatest.

by Eyanrhodes April 18, 2018

ben

a nerd who has really dumb jokes and that makes them funny

ha ha that joke is so dumb and stupid it's funny . you bened it

by eddylover October 26, 2018

Ben Aris

A high school runner that has the biggest gay

Look at Ben Aris

by Bob38227 October 27, 2018

ben

Most satisfying pillow in earth. Especially good for sharing with partner

Uses only for repdoducing babies THE BEN

by Schmu November 8, 2018

Ben

A type of person who is incapable of typing on a keyboard, keyboards often explode in his presence. Would be on the SCP website but no one has been able to type it up.

Did you see that ben walk through he just destroyed the entire computer.

by Tyopo404 February 20, 2019

Ben Findler

A good guy, he always makes you laugh and smile so much whenever you see him, always down for a good time. Is secretly the big gay although he will not admit it.

Kid: What is an example of a gay man?
Me: Ben Findler.

by howabouthellno February 24, 2019