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Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.
This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.
by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025
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Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.
“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”
by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025
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Perfection Pressure

The social or internalized demand to hide flaws, emotions, or individuality in order to meet unrealistic standards—often imposed by family, coaches, teachers, or social media. It cages authenticity and fuels projection, burnout, and shame.
He got a 98 and still felt like a failure. That’s perfection pressure talking.
by Briton Phillip September 10, 2025
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Perfection

a word used to describe a girl named Sara
crim: my girlfriend Sara is literal perfection like, how is she even real?"
by inprint.dev September 25, 2025
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Perfect

3nsol🖤
I 3 Perfect 3n 😌🖤
by Thr33x October 5, 2025
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Perfect

Izhan Bilal gadda is the most perfect man to have ever existed
by Daniizz15 October 11, 2025
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Perfect

Either your Perfect or not me
by Blue4Beast October 16, 2025
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