Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box

The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .

Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!

by X!ON July 26, 2024

as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025