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ninja

Do you know what ninja accomplished in life?
Yeah he accomplished to be professional virgin by playing fortnite all day
by obey.anarchy81 June 12, 2018
mugGet the ninjamug.

Ninja

ninjaWhat the fuck did you say to me you little shit
Yelling at a little kid ninja
by Aiclynn January 31, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninjas in the trap

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Four bricks four bricks (get it) for stacking ninjas in the trap lyrics teaser.
by Sikhism Dharma Organization November 19, 2021
mugGet the Ninjas in the trapmug.

sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes
Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here
by THE T!M February 26, 2015
mugGet the sperm ninjamug.

ninja uptuck

The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.
My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.
by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014
mugGet the ninja uptuckmug.

Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
mugGet the Ninjamug.

ninja maker8-bit

A random kid in level maker that will attack anyone for no reason and if you join his group he will treat you like dog shit
Ninja maker8-bit:I HATE BEAN THE BEE
bean the bee:kys nigga
by BiggeCheese105 June 21, 2023
mugGet the ninja maker8-bitmug.

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