Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja

by Newah August 3, 2021

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

Ninja

When the n word is coming up in a song but the white friend has black friends around

im back on my drip, fuck that ninja, im back on my drip

by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021

ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013

sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.

Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.

by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022