Ninja

When the n word is coming up in a song but the white friend has black friends around

im back on my drip, fuck that ninja, im back on my drip

by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021

ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

for realz my ninja

In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.

Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.

Girl: For realz my ninja!

by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018

Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 17, 2011

Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja

by Newah August 3, 2021

Ninja

A funny blue hair man that streams the Fortnite and reports players for stream sniping

"Bruh i'm gonna watch some Ninja" - 9 year old

by Bald Martin II October 24, 2019