by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

A random kid in level maker that will attack anyone for no reason and if you join his group he will treat you like dog shit
by BiggeCheese105 June 21, 2023

by NCrash December 17, 2011

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.
by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
