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for realz my ninja

In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.
Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.

Girl: For realz my ninja!
by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018
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Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.
50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
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ninja maker8-bit

A random kid in level maker that will attack anyone for no reason and if you join his group he will treat you like dog shit
Ninja maker8-bit:I HATE BEAN THE BEE
bean the bee:kys nigga
by BiggeCheese105 June 21, 2023
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Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
by NCrash December 17, 2011
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Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.
This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.
by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019
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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
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Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
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