Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.

Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*

by Fredrick Baer October 2, 2022

Tuna punch

a Punch in the vagina of a greasy person

Hey Dave go tuna punch Brooke it’ll be funny

by Aiether January 5, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

cyber punch

To punch someone technologically.

“I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”

by jj2024 June 22, 2024

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023