No that’s a potato

Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.

Person 1: what a weird thing

Person 2: no that’s a potato

by Random person ignore me July 13, 2018

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

potato

A potato is a starchy plant that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable, otherwise known as the thickest and dryest veggie. It can be cooked and mashed aggressively to create a delicious creamy Thanksgiving or Christmas side dish.

"I play roblox while I eat potatoes."

by of course this is true January 6, 2022

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017

Hot Potato

A hot girl who has the personality of a potato

Jessica is hot, but she has no personality. She a hot potato

by Jwidhdisndh July 2, 2020

Potato Man

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.

“Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”

by Wandamian Crucifixplate January 1, 2021