shark butt

When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.

Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?
Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...
Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*
Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??
Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)
Boyfriend: giggles

by missninnylove May 23, 2006

Butt-Lies

1. n. The gay True-Lies, starring Dara, Jamie Lee Foxx (That's right..Jaime Lee Foxx...), and Arnold Shwa...Swhar...YER in Butt-Lies.

2. adj. A more extreme version of 'BULLSHIT.'

1.Hey dudes, didja watch that new movie 'Butt-Lies'? It's the gay True-Lies.

2. Manic: Hey man, I fucked yo' mom!
Kitsune: Dude, that is so Butt-Lies.

by Manic, Kitsune, and AIS April 17, 2005

butt squirt

the shit that comes out your ass after having butt sex.

jp loves his own butt squirt.

by ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! August 1, 2008

Butt Tug

A game played by two individuals (usually bored Navy Sailors) involving a 12 inch standard wooden ruler. The participants drop their pants and stand butt to butt. They then each insert the opposing ends of the ruler into the crack of their ass and clench butt cheeks firmly. The participants then shuffle away from each other while trying to retain possession of the ruler. The person who retains possession of the ruler by clenching and shuffling wins that round of Butt Tug.

"Man my ass is so firm from getting ready for the Butt Tug championships next weekend."

by godadone January 12, 2012

butt dialed

This phrase is commonly used by females who keep their phones in their back pockets (as most females do) and accidentally call someone in their recent calls or speed dial. The recipient of the call may experience distinct sounds caused by flatulence and/or hear lengthy conversations that should not have been heard.

Girl 1: Hey Liz did you call me this morning?
Girl 2: Not that I recall, must have butt dialed you.

by Cl0wn June 16, 2011

Butt Rock

(Noun) A derogatory term for Imagine Dragons.

Radio announcer: Alright, coming up next, we got the Dragons, on 103.5 the Edge! Listen on iHeartRadio!

Olivia: Did they just call Imagine Dragons rock?

Red: Apparently...

Peter: They're an annoying butt rock band. Even Nickelback have more talent.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

Butt Smoke

When your doing a woman doggie style and your pounding away and the votex of suction between the males bladder and the females butt cheeks create a wafting offensive odor as a result of a dirty chocolate speckeled rectum.

I was doing a hook and swirl and saw chocolate down there...butt smoke!

by buttsmoke February 21, 2010