pop my cherry

having sex with a female who hasn't lost their virginity

my friends ex texted me saying "come over tonight and you can pop my cherry"

by liluziistrash February 26, 2017

tap my kidney

to pee, to urinate

After so much beer I need to tap my kidney.

by potap December 26, 2009

Shitting on my dick

Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.

Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."

Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."

by Yoman1289 May 14, 2011

nut in my jammies

you’re so excited, you cant compose yourself
yeehaw😎

“omg jenni, ur making me nut in my jammies”

by nutinmyjammies February 25, 2019

Earned my stripes

Earned respect through some activity

I've earned my stripes, I earned my respect.

I've put in work, I've earned my stripes

by NoCap🚫 April 3, 2019

Killing my high

an expression used by people under the influence of marijuana when they feel that someone has completely ruined their good mood, or "killed their high"

here is an example

*people hotboxing in a car*

Andrew: man, this is some good shit!

Eric: yea, it is- HOLD ON! DUDE! I JUST SAW A COP OVER THERE! HIDE THE BUD! HIDE THE BONG!

John: *looks for the "cop"*; what the fuck, thats not a cop, thats just an old lady in a white lincoln

Andrew: Eric! wtf!! your killing my high! stop being so paranoid.

by robertbutler714714714714714 August 14, 2011

Yuck my yums.

To criticize personal preferences even though there is no purpose and nothing to be gained.

Betty vocally found my broccoli-ketchup combination revolting, so I told her not to yuck my yums.

by taxiferous July 11, 2010