National Kill Yourself Day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by Hydrogen Superiority June 12, 2023

National hug theo day

you have to give your bsf named theo a hug even if it’s a virtual one

Julia has to give theo a hug on national hug theo day.

by theo’s favorite November 12, 2020

National Shit on Floor Day

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!

“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
“National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”

by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019

National Poop Pic Day

October 29th. National send the homies your poop day. This is the day where you must send the real homies a sweet picture of your miraculous creation/poopy. If someone does not send a poop pic on this day you are not real homies with said person.

Friend one: did you get my poopy pic?
Friend two: *holds back tears* my nigga...

National poop pic day: the day to send your homies a snap of your crap

by Grant FREAKING Goldsmith October 29, 2019

National Kenzie Appreciation Day

BITCHES IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD. Kenzie deserves to be recognized.

She is the sweetest fucking thing. I love her with everything that I am and more people need to realize it too. Kenzie is the best person I've ever met. She is so nice to everyone and she always puts others first before herself. Kenzie is the most beautiful girl that I've ever met. She is so pure and wholesome and I love her so much. She's extremely smart and bright so I believe she deserves her own day.

I am hereby declaring today, National Kenzie Appreciation Day.

Yo it's November 3rd.

YEAH DUDE IT'S NATIONAL KENZIE APPRECIATION DAY.

HELL YEAH IT IS. Let me go and praise Kenzie for the beautiful goddess she is.

Same!!

by Kiby November 2, 2020

National Tight End Day

A national holiday made for the most underrated position in the NFL the tight end. It was made more popular by the best tight end ever: George Kittlr

George Kittle: It's national Tight end day Baby!!

by George Kittle October 21, 2020

It’s national worship Mike Day

This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.

Bro it’s national worship Mike day.

by Mike Fav April 12, 2020