If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
Get the Ninjamug. by NCrash December 17, 2011
Get the Ninja Writermug. 1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice
2) n. one who ninjas
3) n. An Asian person
2) n. one who ninjas
3) n. An Asian person
by ninjasmurf777 June 25, 2010
Get the Ninjamug. A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
Get the sexy ninjamug. 
by aerospace user April 4, 2020
Get the Blanket Ninjamug. by afrokid101 October 25, 2009
Get the ninjamug.