Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja

by Newah August 3, 2021

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Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

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Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.

Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"

by Sybr767 October 22, 2020

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Ninja fanboy

The spawn of death himself

I’m a ninja fanboy
You uncultured swine

by FeaR lava December 20, 2018

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Ninja

A crybaby bitch that streams fortnite and apex legends on twitch, Every time he dies to someone in fortnite he throws a fit and calls them a stream sniper.

Ninja reported me for stream sniping when I didn't do anything.

by ResetRBLX February 19, 2019

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To Ninja

Verb:To Ninja or to be Ninjad. meaning to give it to someone real good. Go all the way and then some. No half assing..giving it 200%. Usually referenced for acts of a sexual nature or revenge.

Dave was so ninjad by his lover he couldnt walk for three days. "Totally worth it" he said, "I cant wait to be ninjad again"!

Maggie said "I am going to Ninja Mike so bad he wont know what hit him"

by LilSumptin February 13, 2019

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