A phrase used for saying that you'll be very soon or very quick.
"Go make yourself a drink and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail" said Mia to Vincent on the intercom in the movie Pulp Fiction.
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Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move
If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind
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Two Fingers Up ✌🏻⬆️

*Two Fingers Up* if your loyal to your sexy band of friends (&or partner) that you can trust ♾️% .
you: two fingers up ✌🏻⬆️ if i can trust you then.
them: ✌🏻⬆️.
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Two way Gay-ta binding

When one man is inseparably connected with another man through homosexual means.
When Sam's and Kiley's collide it creates two way gay-ta binding
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Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.
Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
by brandonmarshall15 October 18, 2013
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A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant
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one two buckle my shoe

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.
I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.
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