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Ninja Docker

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011
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Ninja Time

Proclaimed Action:
(Nin-ju.__Tie-mm)

One calls out "Ninja Time" to signify that they are going to vanish for a while, after the statement "Ninja Time" has been made it is customary but not necessary to include "Duces"
Bez: Yo this party sucks
Jack: Yeah but what are you going to do? We have to be here..
Bez: Ninja Time..... duces
Jack: Ninja what?? Wait... What?? Where did you go?? {Looks around to no avail}
by TheAlbanianKingBez March 11, 2011
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ninja

IM KANYEYE WEST
i want to be ninja
by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019
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Ninja turtle’d

When 4 brothers or coworkers bang a fat white chick that lives on a reserve.
I want you 3 and Raphaël to come back tonight. I want to get ninja turtle’d
by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022
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The Flying Ninja

when ur haing sex and right before u eject u take yo penis out and eject and let the bitch catch it in the mouth
i did the flying ninja on yo bitchezz ass.
i did the flying ninja on yo moma get on my level
i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!
by Joe Rican 1096 September 28, 2011
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ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.
While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.
by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016
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Loft Ninja

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 12, 2023
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