hairing

when your hair isn’t or is looking as good as it normally does
my hair isn’t hairing i think i need to wash it”

“WTF IS HAIRING DID YOU MAKE IT UP
by wanna kms March 14, 2022
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Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 09, 2011
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Wen Hair Care

an American hair care brand founded by Chaz Dean.
Wen Hair Care was founded by celebrity hairstylist Chaz Dean
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
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Dudy Hair

The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.
That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.
by Dudyhair May 24, 2022
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permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis
hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
by Dirk Diggler March 13, 2005
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Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”
by A lucid bear November 28, 2023
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