cock mounger

one who illeagaly sells cock on the blackmarket

Pinky the gay pimp is the biggest cock mounger in my city.

by fat bitches ride for free July 2, 2006

corn cock

a southern mans penis.

take that corn cock lucy yahooo

by stackattack January 13, 2011

cock wrangling

Riding the mighty bull or penis

"sit on my dick, that's right cock wrangling"

by HurricaneCizzy January 26, 2006

cock gobblin

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

cock-blocked

1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something

2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.

3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up

I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!

by calaco October 15, 2011

Cock Envy

To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney

Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me

by MonkeyBoots December 27, 2011

buckle cock

When a male and female are engaged in sexual intercourse and going at it full pelt the males penis accidently slips out but in the heat of the moment goes for an instant re-dock but instead misses the target thus causeing a painfull and instant deformation of the penis in a buckling manner.

hey tom i was going at it hammer n tongs with this tart that i picked up whilst out on the raz last night but about half way through my chubby popped out and the bitch sat right on top of my dick and she gave me a right buckle cock.

by mmmicecream May 9, 2009