douche pig

a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.

dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal

by deadlykitty August 28, 2006

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024

pig kiss

When you kiss your partner with the an upturned nose (pig face) and they do the same, hence the pig kiss because it is two pigs kissing.

"Bro, last night she asked me to do the pig kiss."
"I wish we could take our relationship to the next level and do the pig kiss."
"On the alter, I think we should should seal our holy matrimony with a pig kiss."

by handleme660 October 22, 2023

a pig and some change

The opposite of “all that and a bag of chips”.

Guy 1: Man, that guy thought he was all that and a bag of chips.
Guy 2: Yeeeeeah. He was actually just a pig and some change.
Guy 1: That’s hilarious!

by EnchantedQuail July 17, 2023

Thick as a pig

The girls got curves she’s truly thick like a pig

Damn girl you’re as thick as a pig

by Ohchet July 3, 2018

Trash pig

the little bitch at the lunch table that throws away everyone else’s shit. Typically this individual is the bottom of the friend group food chain ame every other individual at the lunch table instinctively piles their trash onto the trash pigs tray.

Matheus you’re the trash pig. Shutup you stupid bitch and throw my shit away.

by matheus❤️anal April 30, 2024

Fat pig

Someone who eats pizza past 10 pm

“Oh Megan ate pizza at 12 am”
“Yeah she’s such a fat pig”

by MegaPoo1900 September 14, 2021