Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 07, 2022

Chief Sits to Piss

A phrase used to describe a person who is acting in a cowardly manner.

Chief Sits to Piss refuses to take part in the band reunion because she is afraid she forgets how to play the recorder.

by Llamawebster January 16, 2022

pissed off mom

Run

Friends: Hey dude, why are you running?
Me: I've got a pissed off mom behind me!
Friends: Run like hell!

by Razor1126 June 15, 2017

Un-piss off

The act of calming oneself from aggression.

The man had to un-piss off from his aggression.

by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart September 30, 2013

satans piss water

Some fucked up shit, usually a dark color

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water

by Hitlers grandmother April 27, 2016

fist full of piss

When you fill a beer bottle with piss and give it to a drunk friend unknowingly they drink it and beat the shit out of you

Tristan:hey did you hear what happend to Charlie?
Karissa:yea he got a fist full of piss

by Dovahwank June 03, 2016

smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 17, 2022