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Cum-Piss Sting

The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation
Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!
by Cuul September 8, 2019
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pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.
"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"
by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018
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pissed off mom

Friends: Hey dude, why are you running?
Me: I've got a pissed off mom behind me!
Friends: Run like hell!
by Razor1126 June 14, 2017
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satans piss water

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water
by Hitlers grandmother May 27, 2016
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public piss syndrome

The inability to relieve your bladder in a public place such as a grocery store, restaurant,etc. While this isn't typically looked at as a medical condition, it is a form of anxiety due to the possibility of someone looking at your junk. Typically this is a problem for men using urnials while someone else is in the bathroom as well.
Bob: Hey Mike, did you stop at the bathroom at the bar?

Mike: No, there was a guy going at one of the urinials, and I have public piss syndrome.
by ColbyJack121 May 15, 2016
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fist full of piss

When you fill a beer bottle with piss and give it to a drunk friend unknowingly they drink it and beat the shit out of you
Tristan:hey did you hear what happend to Charlie?
Karissa:yea he got a fist full of piss
by Dovahwank June 2, 2016
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pissing down a barrel

This phrase has absolutely nothing to do with getting drunk.

More accurately, 'pissing down the barrel', a phrase used by the British Army of the Napoleonic Era. Referring to the battlefield expedient of urinating down the barrel of a musket to clear black powder residue, when you didn't have the time or opportunity to clean it properly with clean water. The phrase became a way of referring to any action taken as an improvised expedient; then becoming a synonym for emergency or last-chance measures; and finally used to refer to any action that seems hopeless or with little chance of success.
"Dig in and hold them as long as you can."
"We may as well be pissing down a barrel."

"The approach will not be easy. You are required to manoeuvre straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
"That's impossible, even for a computer. It's like trying to piss down a barrel!"
by Ethdhelwen January 1, 2017
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