Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024

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FIRE ANTS GHOST

The worse GHOST in LIFE you will ever encounter and the reason is , this ghost will likely kill you if you are accepted.

Any GHOST that is so populated more than the EARTH on the first place has first dibs in being ACCEPTED.

FIRE ANTS GHOST IS the most accepting ghost on planet earth.

FIRE AMTS GHOST has CLAIMED A. EW in A FEW.

TRUST ME if the FIRE ANTS GHOST accepts you as you are as good as DEAD.

What happens if the FIRE ANTS GHOST rejects you well you still DIE.

The only defense you have if you encounter the FIRE ANTS GHOST is to let the FIRE ANTS GHOST do a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB on YOUR ASSHOLE and why would that save you and the reason is YOU CAN never deny the FIRE ANTS GHOST entrance into your SOUL which means you have to keep repeating the FIRE ANTS RIMJOB which the DANGER IS other NATURE REVOLTS and considerable BOWELS CONFUSION with DEMONIC CLOUT DISTORTIONS but once you did it stopping is way more dangerous.

All that is left after the FIRE ANTS GHOST claims your SOUL where you will BURN IN HELL IN YOUR ANATOMIC FORM FOREVER is because what is only left is AIR EARTH WATER and only for you to utilize to come back for another FIRE ANTS RIMJOB.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 17, 2021

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My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

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