Mary

She is a girl who can make baby oil and paprika taste good. Her acting is better than Nolan and Salish combined. Although her old makeup looks made me want to pour nacho popcorn seasoning into my eyes, I love her.

“Did you hear the news!?”
“Uhhh that happened 2 hours ago, how are you just now figuring it out?”
“You’re such a Mary!”

by DaisyIsSoBBG November 17, 2025

Mary Jane Sippy

A Mary Jane Sippy is a nickname for THC Drinks usually coming in specific milligram doses.

Man I usually do a low dose Mary Jane Sippy of 5mg to relax to take the edge off but I drank a 10 mg and WOW love it.

by King Yamayama December 26, 2025

marie antoinette

Extremely hot very goonable historical figure🤤 i need that huge CAKE of hers😍🥵🥵

also she didnt say let them eat cake and she wasnt innocent or guilty (i have to add actually meaningful stuff here okay)

Marie antoinette is sooo hot

by Mangosigma67joemama January 2, 2026

Mary

A boss who does not give instructions yet gets upset with results/ a Karen with authority

She didn’t tell me I had to do that she’s being such a Mary

by Liqidbeef January 4, 2026

mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025

Mary

Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"

by R3Lum3 January 31, 2025

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven’s Rivest is a just and overall perfect girl. She’s pretty, she beautiful, she’s awesome, she’s sweet, she’s loving, she’s caring, she’s very smart, she try’s to show her love the best she can, she loves her boyfriend very much, she has beautiful brown hair, she also has the brightest bluest prettiest eyes on the planet earth! Sophia is just the definition of the greatest girl on the planet, anyone would be lucky to have her.

“Is that an angel from heaven?” No its just Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest

by Chink nugget69 February 2, 2025