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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
mugGet the Governor Hairmug.

pull hair day

April 16 is pull hair day walk past girl or boy and pull there hair
by Mr 924 April 15, 2019
mugGet the pull hair daymug.

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.
Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD
by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021
mugGet the hair flopmug.

Pineapple hair

I have pineapple hair Anix 2020
by Nick1267rt6d June 16, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple hairmug.

Grey hair

Someone's pubes
by Hotdogdogdog January 25, 2021
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Hair

It's a more adapted and mutated version of fur really, our Ape cousins share this with us and that's where the similarity ends really with other animals. Hair is more rough and not fluffy, Hair grows all over the body but for human it mainly grows on top of the head.
Idk

David: Hey how's my hair!
by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022
mugGet the Hairmug.

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