water cooler smile

A forced smile. The water cooler is stereotypically the place in the office where people gather to make small talk. Given the fact that most people hate their coworkers or just don’t want to be around them, you're left with the water cooler smile.

Oh my god Tracy, look at how bad my grad photos turned out!

"Oh man, that water cooler smile tho!"

by hecking log November 17, 2017

lemon grass water

the smell of urine after the consumption of asparagus

Man it smells like lemon grass water in here

by een181 June 11, 2016

satans piss water

Some fucked up shit, usually a dark color

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water

by Hitlers grandmother May 27, 2016

Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

by Tj1991 May 15, 2016

Indonesian Water snake

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

by uberdriverwithaids January 1, 2017

Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012

Colombian Water Jacket

The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.

Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.

by chramelisa October 25, 2011