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BOB

There are many BOBs in Harlem.
by catdonz March 6, 2020
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Bob

A faggot gay ass who has a small dick. Lies and cheats all the time
by HandsomeLilJsmes April 18, 2018
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Jimmy Bob

A term to describe a working class punter, typically middle-aged to elderly, who is stubborn, uneducated and disagreeable. Still thinks they are in their teenage hay-day, unaware that they hold outdated views or are wildly misinformed on various issues, and seems to think they are exempt from the rules. Usually does manual labour or some kind of trade but turns down their nose at reading anything other than the football report. Religiously worships their local football team because they have nothing better in their life, and only ever drinks the same pish water beer (typically bitters or Carling).
That old fart is harping on about how covid is a myth and how he won't get vaccinated. What a fucking Jimmy Bob.
by Hogglypoot January 14, 2021
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Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
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Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021
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Bob Ross

a living angel that sadly moved on in 1995

he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida

he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch

he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
Friend: What’s your favorite show

Me: Whatever Bob Ross’ show is called
by Sahara Dessert November 1, 2020
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sligga bob

a person that has a bald fade and the back of his/her head is shiny and bald
by mcbm November 10, 2014
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