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Nike Ninja

A Man that is of african decent who has a love for nike and the chinese temples. He also loves making seriously devious attempts on his niece from time to time
Guy 1” he must be a nike ninja”
Guy 2” innit hes black and incest
by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023
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Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)
I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream
by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023
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Loft Ninja

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 12, 2023
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Ninja Creami

I totally ninja creami’d that guys sink last night BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by Owowen September 21, 2025
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AI Ninja

An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.

Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.

Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .

Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?

Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?

Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..

Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL

Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025
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Ninjas kugon

a self-identified group or concept describing individuals who present themselves as real African ninjas, emphasizing pinoy nigga theory. The term represents a fusion of traditional ninja ideals with bisaya cultural strength, adaptability, and warrior philosophies, symbolizing mastery of gooning at 3am , watching sulasok tv , and purpose rather than historical imitation.
Bai 1- pre ligo tag dagat next week?
Bai 2- lets go mfs
Bai 3- wako wawart part
Bai 4- yawa kalayo

Bai 5- mangaligo mo?
Bai 6- yawa akong oten asa naman ni nabutang
Bai 7- Pass
Bai 8- dile ko subtan bai

Bai 1- lets go ninjas kugonnnn
by Bisayawa_davao_dapita December 17, 2025
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Latvian Ninja

This is a sex act performed usually by the man, who will get into doggy style but instead of going straight in, he does a front flip into the woman’s cave. When she turns around to see what the bang was, the man grabs multiple tiny double-shot vodka bottles and flings them at the woman like ninja stars.
You ever heard of the Latvian Ninja? Well tonight darling, you’ll find out.
by Jizzy Gerald January 5, 2026
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