The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.
by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025
Get the Jakemug. To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.
by Koochman April 14, 2025
Get the Jaking Itmug. by Jake golbert October 30, 2018
Get the Jake golbertmug. 
A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.
Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
by Zuleydi June 1, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 