Run on Pirate Gold

A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.

I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!

by Clowpie August 17, 2014

hit and run

whilst banging a female you must perform two steps called hit and run

1. you 360 spin in that shit and make sure to 🥜
2. she gets pregnant and you run as fast as you can away from that bitch and picture

it being home plate
3. you will now fully unlock black man robbery powers as you run away and abandon ur child

just got that bitch prego boutta perform a hit and run

by teresapaone624729 May 25, 2022

running a skytrain

Running a train on someone but in British Columbia

Person 1: did you gang bang carley?
Person 2: yeah bud we ran a skytrain on her
present tense: running a skytrain

by Dani604 January 23, 2021

Run

the one thing your fat ass decides NOT to do

me:*sits on couch with tostinos pizza rolls*
mom: your going to get fat doing that all day you need to run
me: wow you should win the award for worlds funniest mom

by soydora February 19, 2020

hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a story, then when the story turns out to be a hoax, you don't retract the story.

The Jessie smollett saga is pure hit-and-run journalism

by Sexydimma September 19, 2022

mountain runs

Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.

Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs

Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.

by Mountainruns365 October 10, 2013

You look like you can run forever

A backhanded compliment poking fun at how skinny/scrawny someone is.

That’s a nice truck but “You look like you can run forever”.

by the retarted scholar May 13, 2024