When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
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by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014

A Sikh literacy mixtape upcoming this December by kahiem Roel with samurai jack theme with exciting lyricism inspired from learning to write music from legendary hip hop mc Big daddy Kane. Bringing trap music a new era of juke boxes while hopscotching with pending robots whipping out the stew pots seeing who hot 🔥 kahiem Roel's anticipated mixtape dedicated to sikhism dharma organization audio kit
by Sikhism Dharma Organization November 19, 2021

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here
by THE T!M February 26, 2015

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
