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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
mugGet the Governor Hairmug.

pineapple hairs

as said by Anix in a Roblox: Welcome to Bloxburg! video, the green things on top of a pineapple are called "pineapple hairs"
Ooh! Look at those vibrant green PINEAPPLE HAIRS!
by that-one- marshmallow June 16, 2020
mugGet the pineapple hairsmug.

Hair

It's a more adapted and mutated version of fur really, our Ape cousins share this with us and that's where the similarity ends really with other animals. Hair is more rough and not fluffy, Hair grows all over the body but for human it mainly grows on top of the head.
Idk

David: Hey how's my hair!
by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022
mugGet the Hairmug.

pull hair day

April 16 is pull hair day walk past girl or boy and pull there hair
by Mr 924 April 15, 2019
mugGet the pull hair daymug.

Shockswift hair

Like the most lovely thing u will see in this word even better than sex and thicc curves like pokimane.
Did u see Shockswift hair its better than that girl last night.
by Smugboyieie January 6, 2019
mugGet the Shockswift hairmug.

pink hair tie

to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”
girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie
by crazyshy June 16, 2023
mugGet the pink hair tiemug.

Icicle hair

Adolescent slang for 'freezer burn'
Mommy the fruit in the back of the freezer has icicle hair
by JosieGal September 15, 2021
mugGet the Icicle hairmug.

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