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Hair tie

A boy that is ugly-cute. He is attractive but not in a conventional way.
Our boy Alex is a hair tie!
by Alex Wolff behead me ;) December 3, 2018
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Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left
by brytor March 16, 2021
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lucas hair

looks like a lions mane ussally a wig and blonde especialy for dutch children.
oh he has a lucas hair
by LILSoMALIANman69 May 22, 2022
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hair hit the hide

Person #1: I can’t believe people believe the election was rigged.

Person #2: Let the hair hit the hide!!
by ScholarNita February 1, 2021
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Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.
Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.
by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022
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Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021
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Dick hair

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
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