David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

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On king David

King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.

"On king David I will do it"

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David

is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything

David is stupid

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Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.

Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.

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David

A total idiotiic/chaotic insane tweaking and mentally crazy but in the end will always help

David

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David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed

“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “

by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 22, 2021

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