Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"
Guy 2"for what?"
Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"
Guy 2"for what?"
Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"
by Sybr767 October 22, 2020
Get the Nut Ninjamug. Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
Get the Ninjamug. When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
Get the arkansas ninja rapemug. The spawn of death himself
by FeaR lava December 20, 2018
Get the Ninja fanboymug. A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
Get the imagine if ninja got a low taper fademug. What the fuck did you just say to be you little shit, do you know who I am I will report you.
Come on go dance you stream sniper, oh wow you actually did, s t r e a m. S n i p e r.
Come on go dance you stream sniper, oh wow you actually did, s t r e a m. S n i p e r.
by ГошоГ February 23, 2019
Get the Ninjamug. Verb:To Ninja or to be Ninjad. meaning to give it to someone real good. Go all the way and then some. No half assing..giving it 200%. Usually referenced for acts of a sexual nature or revenge.
Dave was so ninjad by his lover he couldnt walk for three days. "Totally worth it" he said, "I cant wait to be ninjad again"!
Maggie said "I am going to Ninja Mike so bad he wont know what hit him"
Maggie said "I am going to Ninja Mike so bad he wont know what hit him"
by LilSumptin February 13, 2019
Get the To Ninjamug.