A university with a low acceptance rate and a “rigorous” academic narrative, yet still hands out A’s to 90% of the students for doing basically no work
Dude I didn’t even study and I still got a 95 on the final… Thats because you go to a fairytale university bro
by quinniem July 12, 2025
Get the Fairytale Universitymug. Imagine the personification universe... ok, good, now give it fur and a tail... that's it. (Now imagine furry yaoi of a random furry and the universe >w<)
Furry: ...I saw god today, they looked like a personifaction the universe (furry)... it nuzzled me...
Other furry: I wish dat was me TwT
Other furry: I wish dat was me TwT
by I find furries to be cute October 18, 2025
Get the The Universe (furry)mug. University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
Get the Florida State Universitymug. University Of Pennsylvania-A prestigious, ivy league school, yet less well known as many other ivy league schools. They are big competitors with Princeton. (Ranked #9 on Niche.com within all U.S. colleges. )
I can't believe Jack got accepted to University Of Pennsylvania but not University of Michigan Ann Arbor.
by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
Get the University Of Pennsylvaniamug. Hippie Buddhist college in Boulder, Colorado. Definitely used to be a cult. CU Boulder's younger, weirder, and worse-smelling cousin.
"Where do you go to school?"
"Naropa University."
"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"
"Naropa University."
"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"
by beautifulturtle July 9, 2023
Get the Naropa Universitymug. <.0.6.7.6.><psychosomatic>Pierre Bourne Is A Psyhiacrist From Angel Jose Robles' Asexual Hollow University<Psychosomatic><.0.6.7.6.0.>
<.0.6.7.6.><psychosomatic>Pierre Bourne Is A Psyhiacrist From Angel Jose Robles' Asexual Hollow University<Psychosomatic><.0.6.7.6.0.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.><psychosomatic>Pierre Bourne Is A Psyhiacrist From Angel Jose Robles' Asexual Hollow University<Psychosomatic><.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
Get the Father of Universemug.