Chris

Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.
"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"

"Yeah, why?"

"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."

"Well he's still a good friend..."

"Yeah, you're right."
by rinxshiemi October 23, 2018
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Chris is the real definition of asshole.....PERIOD.
Chris: your fucken ugly
Me: your mean
Chris: i dont care, im sexy
by Itsajokefoo August 27, 2019
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Chris

Arrogant. Will be played for a fool.
Ha-ha.
Chris thinks Michelle is inferior.
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He is a strong man, physically and emotionally. Chris is very athletic and loves playing guitar. He also loves singing high notes and dancing to upbeat music, he always say that singing and dancing doesn't love him back. He is good in poetry. He has the sweetest voice. He sends voice messages. Chris falls in love truly, deeply and madly. He is also good at sex. He hates pineapples on pizza. He has a messy room. He has a caring family. He loves forehead kisses. He loves watching movies/series. He loves playing video games. He speaks up to what he think is right. He stands with his principle. He hates late-comers. He hates liars. He is mostly carried out by his emotions. He is quick tempered. He procrastinates a lot. He is precious.
by twelve_nine_eighteen August 12, 2019
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Chris is cool, he’s really silly, and he’s nice to almost everyone, Chris is so cool!, oh and did I mention he was really silly?
Hi Chris”
by kivianis May 09, 2022
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dont trust anyone named chris because if chris crossed applesauce what do you think he'll do to you
chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him

shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered
by sauntervaguelydownwards_please October 18, 2023
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some one who wants to fuck someone all the time and is friends with many
Kate- "Hey chris,"

Chris- "hey wanna fuck"

They fuk
by ArminAttack February 22, 2019
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