Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown

Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.
Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown can't even count anymore because he has 6 people in the Neo-MC5, so he's gettin' old
by Roger Halstead March 26, 2008
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Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
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old yee yee ass hair cut

A character roast another person, due to the fact that character hates him by saying "man, fuck you I see you at work"
"Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass hair cut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa"

by asianboi 14 January 2021
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A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.
"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"
by Mrs. Rachael Mercury August 23, 2008
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Kyle likes 9 year old

its simple he likes little kids and won't stop until he finds them all
Kyle likes 9 year old its just that simple
by 9 year old predator December 17, 2018
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When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.
"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
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a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.
by yuh8me June 20, 2012
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