Ninja stuff

What Tactical Tommy calls his clothing optional scented oil-covered all male rainbow unicorn parties in magical Saratoga.

Oh my. Tommy is doing ninja stuff on the lawn again. Get the hose.

by Informedaboutscritching October 1, 2022

Ninja

A brain dead ugly red bull drinking gay man

“The fuck you said to me you little shit”
Tyler (Ninja) Blevins 2017

by Are you winning son October 4, 2020

ninja creami

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.

My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by cat-daddy June 9, 2025

Ninja Flip

Prior to the moment of ejaculation, switch orifices to the surprise of the recipient.

Person A: Jessica was shocked to have a mouth full of cum after doing it doggy style.

Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.

by <>< thefishkid June 22, 2016

cunt ninja

When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female

Man I was such a cunt ninja with my brother's wife ... Yeah it was at Thanksgiving

by Jeremiah fink keister October 27, 2013

Ninja

Gym slang for I want to top you off in the parking lot.

Damn Phil, look at that junk doing arm curls in the squat rack, I wanna top him off.

Hey Ninja...

by maneman July 29, 2020

Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”

Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.

by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021