Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done
by AnAccurateSource November 03, 2021
he is the most wonderfull person in the world and you would be the luckiest person in the world to be in love with him.
by daria_ January 24, 2022
A tall man who goes around university having sex with international students, in exchange for food. A Sam is very manipulative and is always the victim by his own accord.
Person A: "Hey Sam, when are you coming over to watch netflix"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"
by majidad November 30, 2019
He smoke weed, he’s a good guy overall and probably has a big heart he also likes to talk on the phone a lot he has a breath taking personality also just a nice guy honest
by zameere April 11, 2021
The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)
by too_adicted May 06, 2023