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Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.
"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."
by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017
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Sandwich

A sandwich is something in your butthole that you need to shove your longest finger to reach.
Me"That sandwich is annoying"
Other"shove your longest finger up there"
by KingdomMeeph November 14, 2017
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handy sandwich

The act of receiving or giving a a handjob over the boxers/undies but underneath the pants/shorts.
That stripper just gave me a Handy Sandwich for $20
by BatRoss November 20, 2017
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Sandwich Clamp

by DooberSnoober November 28, 2017
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hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
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smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz
Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"
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Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.
by Noiryx March 3, 2018
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