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Couch Ghost

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.

Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.

Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"
by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020
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Ghost nut

When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.
Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.
by Yung Fugly January 8, 2017
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Ghost of Kjiv

Russian jet pilots know: If you hear him, its too late. If you see him, you're long dead. Now you are no.7
Russion pilot 1: "Hey Anatoli, you hear jet engine exhaust by any chance?"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....

Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"
by Sneaky brieky February 26, 2022
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Ghost kill

When someones ping in a game is so bad that they kill you in 1+ seconds after their death
Man, I got ghost killed again!

This dudes internet is so bad, he keeps ghost killing me because of his ping
by Flame_Insidious January 23, 2021
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Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property
The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops
by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025
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Ghost in the Machine

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.
It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.
by AbuEm July 10, 2023
mugGet the Ghost in the Machinemug.

Ghost

Ghost is so pretty
by po0l.boy.at.vamp.mansi0n February 27, 2023
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