de-crapping

the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.

De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.

Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.

Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
by gawthic1 June 06, 2010
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kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids
Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word
by Stoppen February 25, 2017
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do u kno de way

a very dank 2018 meme who follow the queen as the bruddas and spit on people. in vr chat the great ugandan warriors spit on the false queen and randomly clicking. they want to destroy the penguins with there ebola
KNUCLES 1:"do u kno de way"
ANIME GIRL: " um excuse me"
KNUCLES 2:"she is not da queen (SPITTING)"
ANIME GIRL"who are you guys supposed to be"
KNUCKLES 3"show no mercy she is poser (SPITTING)
by UGANDA KNUCLES January 21, 2018
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la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!
Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?
by Eating out69 April 19, 2025
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De-cream

American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"
Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?
by Gamer Slang August 22, 2024
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Famous quotes from indonesian philosopher, Mulyono/Joko. there is no definite meaning in the word. sometime it means as it pronounced. it also means "Aku Yahudi" in bahasa.
"we wok de tok, not anle tok detok"
"hail jokowi"
by fufufafa May 07, 2025
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Hangover de Mayo

The event that happens after Cinco de Drinko parties or Drinko de Mayo events.
Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.
"Hey Juanita, you coming to work tomorrow?"
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."
by YourAsianAdvisor May 05, 2012
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