by Josephi Krakawski August 23, 2019
nickname is kevo eggs eggs but real name would be kevin. he's a human but call him kevo eggs eggs. =P
the one and only kevo eggs eggs.
by niik-khaa February 05, 2005
During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.
*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"
"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019
Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
"Im inviting a friend over, are you fine with that?"
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."
by DefaultLife17 April 02, 2024
Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.
"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.
by Shella34 April 22, 2011
When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.
Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021