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ride boy

A basic bitch boy that does what society wants him to do
Wow he plays soccer, what a ride boy
by Thetruthsksks August 24, 2017
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Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 2, 2014
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Riding Cuckgun

When a guy is driven around by his girlfriend/wife/partner
If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life
by Linkiszelda May 19, 2024
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rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 16, 2010
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Riding the steel dragon

Using heroin on public transportation on the way home from purchasing said heroin.
I was riding the steel dragon, nodded out, and woke up at the end of the line!
by TickleManKrutherd December 18, 2012
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ride trolley

"You bitches better ride trolley or I'll knock your teeth out."
by Mr. Nuguuyen December 28, 2007
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Riding Dirty

The act of having sexual relations outside of marriage and never using contraception.
Dang, Joel wasnt home all last weekend, ole boy is riding dirty with all the neighbor women.
by Jjilas July 8, 2018
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