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Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.
“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”
by Libromancer June 8, 2021
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Universal Personal AI

Universal Personal AI (UPA, noun): An AI system that dynamically learns and adapts to the preferences, interests, and needs of each individual user, providing personalized assistance and experiences across a wide range of applications.
With her Universal Personal AI, Sarah enjoyed tailored recommendations, seamless assistance, and personalized interactions across all aspects of her daily life, making her days more efficient and enjoyable
by Phieyl March 24, 2023
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Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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University High

The worst fucking school in Central Florida right after Colonial High. Everyone there is fucking stupid and the popular kids are more annoying than a mosquito in your room at 2 A.M.
Person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at
by Youfatmom April 10, 2022
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Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.
I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost
by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025
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Missouri Western University

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.
Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?
by Boof lord September 20, 2019
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