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Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient
Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky
by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025
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The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.
“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening
by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025
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david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.
Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.
by howtosucdick June 2, 2020
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DAVID

David is awesomestarlego he is very sus and loves cubes and BTS.
David here is a cube "oh yeah" David moaned.
by legostar November 22, 2021
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Gavin and david

2 loverboys
Whoa look at Gavin and david, how cute
by david icyycooler March 23, 2022
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DAVID

David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.
David, need any help
by Renia February 9, 2021
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