Ninja Smoke

When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.

I realized I was fucking some ugly ass hoe so I had to ninja smoke her and got my ass out of there.

by Vaddagw September 27, 2020

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Ninja Kiwi Archive

A Steam application made and developed by Ninja Kiwi which is mostly for their OG games, aka the Flash games when Adobe Flash was about to decease. Games like Bloons TD, Meeblings, the old SAS: Zombie Assault games and much more including Zombie Trailer Park and such were in there.

"I have played the Ninja Kiwi Archive for quite sometime and it's quite a nostalgic trip to play all those old NK games."

by Otheruser325 January 21, 2023

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ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 28, 2011

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snapchat ninja

a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.

girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja

by weeweeweapon December 22, 2018

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Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma May 08, 2012

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