Semi-straight

Straight but only towards people who are straight, bisexual, pan etc. (aka people who can like you back).

terms such as half straight can be used as well
Girl 1: Do you think that Gavin likes me even though im bisexual, I feel like im leading him on and I dont want to hurt him
Girl 2: Don't worry he doesn't like you, he's semi-straight remember
by jeena34 July 30, 2021
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straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.
"You have Straight Envy! "
by Kingofthemindpalace March 09, 2017
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Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl
Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute
by track.fruit22 May 25, 2022
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What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
by tempestACAB August 12, 2021
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The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.
What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.
by zealasquigs December 27, 2022
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Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.
Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022
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