Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.
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Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too
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