Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
Get the National punch the oldest person on your classmug. March 19th is for punching girls in their stomachs. Yay! I mean they have kick boys in the balls day
by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025
Get the Punch A Girl In The Stomach Daymug. by Snowxplain June 26, 2024
Get the Punchmug. Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 7, 2022
Get the National Punch Your Girlfriend Daymug. The act of filling your sexual partner's anal cavity with cinnamon and anal fisting him/her. The paste like substance that is created from the act is usually spread over a piece of toast and shared between the two lovers. As a bonus the receiver of the act usually has nice smelling bowl movements for the next few days.
"Mary and I might take it to the next level tonight" -Tom
"Do you mean-" -Danny
"Yeah, I think she is finally going to give me a cinnamon toast punch" -Tom
"Dude SCHWEET" -Danny
"Do you mean-" -Danny
"Yeah, I think she is finally going to give me a cinnamon toast punch" -Tom
"Dude SCHWEET" -Danny
by Mr. Shiggles November 3, 2010
Get the Cinnamon Toast Punchmug. Whale Punch /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA
Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.
–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.
5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.
6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA
Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.
–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.
5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.
6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."
Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
Get the Whale Punchmug. by speedestboy November 1, 2023
Get the Falcon Punchmug.