TO TAKE A PISS
by russianer March 18, 2024

by Alyankees12 February 20, 2023

sucker punch is when you hit someone as hard as you can while they are not looking hoping they fall to the ground so you can stomp or beat they ass because you scared of fighting them head on in a real fight where they will beat your ass. and most commonly its about a girl who won't be with this guy until he fucks them up because this girl hates the guy because he won't be with her. and it makes me mad that these guys always only go after the men and don't do nothing to these women who always sitting it up and getting away with it and do this evil shit non stop to so many good men
you sucker punch me, you good as dead in the fight i have no respect for cowards or bitches who too scared to fight like a man when you got the nerve to start the fight anyway
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022

To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"
Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"
by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.
The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*
Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!
Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!
Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 6, 2010

by lavinia94 May 13, 2014
