Illogical Punch

Illogical punch is the ability to assert some specific conditions to the opponent once within a debate/discussion
The effects of this ability being the invalidation of every claim/point or argument given,any refutation or negation being dismissed resulting in the unilateral win of the user.
This cannot be rejected nor dismissed
Jerry says "Drake is clearly better than Kendrick"
Luke "I disagree,illogical punch!"
In this case,after Luke performed the illogical punch,any further argumentation or point/claim made will be invalidated and any refutation or negation to this will be dismissed bringing Luke to win this discussion
by Mejejebdbh March 18, 2025
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Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.
Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*
by Fredrick Baer October 03, 2022
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fisty mcbeef punch

When you go so deep in a females vajoober with your fist that it’s like a punching bag, therefore fisty mcbeef punch!
Me: Hey bro my tinder date let me freak and fisty mcbeef punch her!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!
by YungTBagger January 16, 2023
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Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
by elementcubed November 18, 2010
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Pakistani punch

When, just because someone has a foreign accent, one assumes that person is knowledgeable in a particular topic or field.
"That tech was truly an idiot and I clearly fell for the old Pakistani punch."
by ImDaDrumma September 10, 2017
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Jumont punch

"While performing sexual intercoarse in a doggy style position" at the moment of ejaculation strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say "thank you g" and run their wallets and belongings before leaving
I met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her
by Jumont 357 October 17, 2016
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Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove
“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch
by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020
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